Q: Why do basketball players love cookies?
A: Because they can dunk them!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: It heard the referee was blowing fouls.
Q: What do basketball players and babies have in common?
A: They both dribble.
Q: What's the difference between a basketball player and a dog?
A: One drools, the other dribbles.
Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the team?
A: She ran away from the ball.
Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
A: You get out of the way fast.
Q: Why did the coach let the elephant play basketball?
A: He already broke the bench.
Q: How did the basketball court get wet?
A: The players dribbled all over it.
Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail?
A: Because he shot the ball!
Q: Why is basketball the grossest sport there is?
A: Because they dribble all over the court.
Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad player?
A: Her coach was a pumpkin.
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